Findings:

• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't know what I've done
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• People don't flail when they die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Rape committed by women
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They don't understand my tea
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They Don't Want Me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They don't touch me the same way
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• telling people what they don't need to know
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They moved like a river
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• don't shoot the messenger
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They killed our Lord
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I know they are watching me
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Now you do what they told ya
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• cat haters
• I don't want children
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• I was into them after they were hip
• They mass produce plastic women
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They asked me to write a letter
• They must have faces
• The Harder They Come
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And They Believed Me!
• Automobile tire pressure
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Why I Don't Want Children
• They Might Be Giants
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Of course, they were wrong
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• play dumb
• They Live
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They Flee From Me
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• First They Came
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Things they should teach in school
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Ground rush
• But what are they really thinking?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Prilosec
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They just kind of went away
• They want me for a focus group!
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The Department of They
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• they
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They danced with fire claws
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They all lived happily ever after
• don't shoot the hand of god
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They always jump off the east side
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The owls are not what they seem
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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