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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They only come out at night
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• It was better before they came
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Eye contact at a distance
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I was into them after they were hip
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• First They Took Away Napster
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I know they are watching me
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Before you, there was me
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Ground rush
• The Night They Raided Minsky's
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I was me before being me was cool.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They inspire me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• they carry but they do not understand
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• They could have saved Kevin
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Before They Are Hanged
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They Know Me
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They don't touch me the same way
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• They want me for a focus group!
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• They just kind of went away
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• They asked me to write a letter
• But what are they really thinking?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They Flee From Me
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• They Don't Want Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They had been expecting me
• They love me in San Francisco
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Before they were famous
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• And They Believed Me!
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander

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