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• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• What we think we know can kill us
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• But can a robot love.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They killed our Lord
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You can run, but you can't hide
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When you kill people they die
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can, but you may not
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• but with words we can create anything
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• they carry but they do not understand
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• But what are they really thinking?
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• I will kill you if I can
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Love cookies
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• like you're blind but still can see
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They are all pretty but fading.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Squash can kill you
• Smoking can kill you
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• bit bashing
• naughty bits
• A bit of the old in-out in-out
• A Bit of Fry and Laurie
• Bitt
• wheel bit
• Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits
• Best Bit EP
• tandy bit
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Lil' bit o Trust (user)
• Rainbow Bits
• The Department of They
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Feeling sorry for the last bit of food left in the dish
• bit character
• Roca Bits
• Ritz Bits
• bits (user)
• Bit Char-G
• Blast hole cone bit drill rig
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• bit player

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