Findings:

• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The owls are not what they seem
• There are times when they seem to be right
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• Not what they seem (category)
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Birds Aren't Real
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• seem
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• It seems easier
• Is this really what it seems?
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• this seems less than fair
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• It seems like the right thing to do
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Further Seems Forever
• I seem to be a verb
• It may seem cruel, this joy I take
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Puberty seems to depress young women
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I seem to recognize your face
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Seems Uncertain
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The bar, at least, seems real
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Nothing seems real until it touches you
• it all seems worth it
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• seems like yesterday, seems like forever
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• Let be be finale of seem
• We Are at an Impasse, it Seems
• Seems so real
• the very houses seem asleep
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• Anything worth keeping seems impossible to forget
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They killed our Lord
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Of course, they were wrong
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves

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