Findings:

• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• People don't flail when they die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• What do you see when you look up?
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• why do things happen as they do in dreams?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Eye contact at a distance
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My kisses, they do not fade
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Ground rush
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• When grown men cry
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• When you kill people they die
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• The evil that men do
• Now you do what they told ya
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• B Battery
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• What do stars do? They shine.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• How do men touch you?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why men like women's breasts
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When sex hurts (Men)
• they carry but they do not understand
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives

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