Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This does not in any way add to or detract from my ability to fight terrorism"

• any way, shape or form
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• I fight terrorism! For JUSTICE!
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• the ability to differentiate what is real from what is not
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• 54-40 or fight!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• An American in Tours
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• or i guess it does
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Not from the head
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Our way or the highway
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Writing horror: invoking fight or flight
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Where does the money come from?
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Fight or flight response
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Fight or flight
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• 50 Ways To Fight Censorship
• the way fish heads run from rain
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• are you helping? or are you in the way?
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Uncanny Abilities
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Herbs for psychic abilities
• fleshing ability
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• the ability to fly above storms
• Ads (user)
• ad noctum (user)
• AD Vision
• banner ad
• ad hominem
• AD
• MCMXC A.D.
• Infinite pop-up porn ads
• ad infinitum
• personal ad
• A.D.
• Add One to Cobol
• Pop-up ads
• reductio ad absurdum
• Ad-
• Ad captandum
• ad melius inquirendum
• ad mordendum
• ad prosequendam
• ad quem
• ad vitam aut culpam
• Add women and stir
• AD&D rule books
• AD&D: the Outer Planes
• Ab abusu ad usum non valet consequentia
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• A caelo usque ad centrum.
• Per Ardua Ad Astra
• argumentum ad antiquitatem
• argumentum ad crumenam
• argumentum ad ignorantiam
• argumentum ad lazarum
• ads are the porn of capitalism
• ad rem
• ADS
• Ad Plures Ire
• A simple solution to annoying ads
• Impersonal Ads
• How to add Everything to your personal toolbar
• Add Me On
• The Bulgarian Lands Under Byzantine Rule
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• added entry
• Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
• add (user)
• text ad
• Earth A.D.

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