Findings:

• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• get drunk
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Get drunk on History
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• When I Was a Boy
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I was 9
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was very, very drunk
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Get your juices going
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• How naked are we going to get?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Stoned music memories
• When are you going to stop running?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• I was going to marry Marty
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was your age
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I often get drunk in my basement
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When I get mad I throw harder
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• When I get like this
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• The first time I knew I was different
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• When did the World get so old?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When I Was a Lad
• When touch was simple
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• When I was young
• When I Was Cruel
• When she was bad
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was five
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I Was A Baby
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• I'll get there when I get there
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This was not my going away party
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• i only knew when silence screamed
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• She knew what she was doing
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• November 4, 1995
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When in doubt, get horizontal

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