Findings:
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Programming killed the story problem
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- The easiest way to get a job
- They Say It Gets Easier
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Getting rid of start menu items
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Rape committed by women
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- one way to kill an ostrich
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- My new way to get there
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- When you kill people they die
- my parents' story version 1
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- Life gets in the way of words
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Let's Get Killed
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- Ways to get random numbers
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Adventures in Madrid: A true story
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- They killed our Lord
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
- They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I like my breasts the way they are
- They don't touch me the same way
- They Hunger For Nodes (document)
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- Final Fantasy Adventure
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
- Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure
- Todd's Adventures in Slime World
- Bonk's Adventure
- Adventure game
- Superman Adventures
- Adventure Island
- Adventure Thru Inner Space
- The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
- Pig and Pepper
- Alice's Evidence
- The Adventures of Conrad Stargard
- Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
- Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
- Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO
- Boomer's Adventure in Asmik World
- Adventures of the Gummi Bears
- The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen
- Adventures in a TV Nation
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 1
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 2
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 3
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 4
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 5
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 6
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 7
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 30
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 31
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 32
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 33
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 34
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 35
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Conclusion
- The New Adventures of Abraham Lincoln
- Intensely hilarious chess adventures
- The Adventures of Prince Camaralzaman and the Princess Badoura
- More Adventures of Prince Camaralzaman and the Princess Badoura
- The Adventures of Haroun-al-Raschid, Caliph of Bagdad
- The Adventures of Clan Spaniel
- My little sister's adventures with Old People
- The New Batman/Superman Adventures
- Where are all the old Sierra type adventure games?
- Adventures in Compaq Support
- Adventures in sharing a name with a famous person
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Illusions: Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah
- My Weird Drunken Adventure
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure
- Adventures in Commuter Rail
- The Adventure Game
- Adventures of the Mini Goddesses
- The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
- Castle Adventure
- Tony Millionaire's The Adventures of Sock Monkey
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
- Dr's Hospital Adventure
- Tiny Toon Adventures
- The Adventures of Pete and Pete
- Dairy Farm Adventures
- The Poseidon Adventure
- Adventure complete
- Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
- part of the adventure
- Antarctic Adventure
- Out of harm's way
- The Adventures of the Little Koala
- Disney's California Adventure
- An Awfully Big Adventure
- Oriental Adventures
- The Adventures of Bob (part 3)
- Disney Adventures
- The Adventure of Fudge
- The Adventures of Mr Harley
- Everything homenode adventure
- The Adventures of Batman & Robin
- Adventures in LAN sniffing
- Super Adventure Island
- American imperialist adventures
- Adventures of Lolo
- Principles of adventure design
- The Life and Extraordinary Adventures of Private Ivan Chonkin
- The Adventures of Mark Twain
- Rocket Knight Adventures
- The Adventures of Sebastian Cole
- Adventure in the Valley of the Unknown
- Adventures in the Screen Trade
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