Findings:

• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• What did you mean when you said...
• Sing when you're winning
• Greenwich Mean Time
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When you're dead, you're dead
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You're pretty when you cry
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• when the time comes
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When words mean too much
• There was a time when I was a better person
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I went back in time to kill you
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• When your time comes
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• you're wasting time
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're alone
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Swing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You know you're in the SCA when
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When You're Evil
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Only when you're older
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• International doesn't mean foreign
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Mean Time Between Failures
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Mean solar time
• Ecological vs. environmental
• When you know things are just meant to be
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• When you're home alone
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're never around when I need you
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Little Things That Mean a Lot

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