Findings:
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- what would it take to be serene again?
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- AI should be our top priority.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- eternity would be boring
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- If you would be so kind
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- I never thought it would be like this
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- University students can be really stupid
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- A whimper would be fine
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- it would be hilarious if only
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If you would be seated
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- That Would Be Enough
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The Man Who Would Be King
- That I Would Be Good
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- College football must be preserved
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Be cool in college
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Just to see what it would be like
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Be different, just like everyone else
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Things never were what they used to be
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
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