Findings:

• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Woman up the street I sometimes see
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Waking up next to EDB
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• right up my alley
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Waking Up in the Psychedelic Emergency Room
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• The long waking up
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• because I have given up any care
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You can see right through me
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• What do you see when you look up?
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• here's to waking up stronger
• waking up at school
• See the stars up close and personal! Perfect for ages 9 to 99!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• You have the right to remain silent
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You have the right to ask
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• People have fucked up before
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Right side up
• Straighten Up And Fly Right
• step right up
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Waking Up God
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Waking up in a cold room
• Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have lots of gay friends
• A Land Between Waking and Sleep
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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