Findings:

• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• You, standing
• People want what they cannot have
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want to have known
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Why I want to have children
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I want to have your abortion
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Buddy Holly
• Buddy Rich
• The buddy system
• Bosom Buddies
• Ten-four, good buddy
• Buddy Cole
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• little buddy
• Buddy Cianci
• Buddy Christ
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Buddy Lee
• best buddies
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Buddy List
• Bed Buddy
• nugget buddies
• Buddy Jesus
• Chex Muddy Buddies
• Buddy Bolden
• buddy icon
• John Lennon on Buddy Holly
• Buddy Christ (user)
• Buddy Miller
• Buddy Holly and the Crickets
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• Buddy Ryan
• Bonzi Buddy
• My Buddy
• Buddy taping
• buddy burner
• buddy spike
• Buddy Zoo
• Buddy Bell
• Buddy Ebsen
• Battle Buddy
• Buddy Miles
• Martian Buddy
• fuck buddy
• bud buddy (user)
• space buddy
• Buddy sidearm (user)
• Bacon Buddy
• buddy atwood (user)
• cuddle buddy
• good buddy
• dive buddy
• buddy check
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost

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