Findings:

• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You mean the me that you would be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• That would be me
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• A whimper would be fine
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• That I Would Be Good
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I never thought it would be like this
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• and the world may be long for you
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Mind without body
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• OBAFGKM
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Things never were what they used to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If your wish be to close me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The best kind of bartender
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Be gentle with me
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Just to see what it would be like
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Let me be your fantasy
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• nothing to be done
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Speed limits were made to be broken

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