Findings:

• is there no one who answers the call?
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Who works in the Capital Building?
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• And there find God in everyone
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Who Will Be There
• Who Goes There?
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Dischord Recording Artists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• The girl who everyone loved
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Who's There?
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Hello? Who's There?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Strange calls at work
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• call waiting
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• collect call
• A Tribe Called Quest
• Call by value
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• call/cc
• an interrupted phone call
• The Steer Called Murder
• Call of the West
• Just call me fluffy
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• The Call
• Remote Procedure Call
• Call your mom
• margin call
• Call Forwarding
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Your Method Works
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• That phone call you don't want to make
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 6
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 7
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Call it in the air
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Infinity Calls
• I never called her momma
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Called shot
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Don't call it burnout

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