Findings:

• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• When words mean too much
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• So Much for Dreaming
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• It don't mean anything moves
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Saying what you don't mean
• Stoned music memories
• Why I love Pascal so much
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• so much to say
• So much road kill
• So Much Wine
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Ecological vs. environmental
• When you know things are just meant to be
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• So much it scares me
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• So much nothing
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• just so much slavery (user)
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Don't Know Much
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• So you don't have to
• I don't remember all that much
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• People don't flail when they die
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• you don't talk much
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• What did you mean when you said...
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• To mean that much to you.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• So sweet with a mean streak
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• So Much For the Afterglow
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• 'T is so much joy!
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End

If you Log in you could create a "When you're unemployed, weekends don't mean quite so much." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.