Findings:
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Exactly Where I'm At
- Where and when
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- November 4, 1995
- when the gods are afraid
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- When I'm at my computer.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Where is God?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Where people go when people die
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- Where is your god now?
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I walk around when I'm high
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- I'm always breathless when you call
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- They think I'm a god
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Who what when where why & how
- Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- God of Gamblers
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- My God, it's full of stars
- In God We Trust
- Life After God
- There is no god but God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Scientist's God of the Gaps
- Who makes God's rules?
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Small Gods
- Let go and let God
- God's Gift To Man
- God's Waiting Room
- false god
- Garden of the Gods
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God Save the Queen
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- Water god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- Nature's God
- Random Number God
- Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
- God vs. the Library of Congress
- I saw god
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- kiss it up to God
- The God of Cookery
- kitchen god
- Faith In God
- Dancing Gods
- One nation under God
- God Knows
- God Bless America
- Hand of God
- The God That Failed
- God was created in man's image
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- carbon is god
- Woman of God
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
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