Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Mind without body
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• That would be me
• eternity would be boring
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• That Would Be Enough
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I never thought it would be like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Just to see what it would be like
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why War must be permitted
• what would it take to be serene again?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Ten Commandments revised
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• That I Would Be Good
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The best kind of bartender
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A whimper would be fine
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If you would be so kind
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Whom I would declare war on
• Waging War
• You mean the me that you would be
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Amish Paradise
• Amish Friendship Bread
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• Amish paste
• Hoosier Daddy? An Amish Thanksgiving Nodermeet
• Amish Mafia
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Want to be a lawyer?

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