Findings:
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Do It or Die
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
- What Would God Do?
- all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- are you worshipping god? or are you worshipping an idea?
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Do I stay or run away?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- All My Hope on God is Founded
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- Do Whatever You Want All the Time
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- All I can do
- Now Thank We All Our God
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- What's Love Got to Do with It
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- The Prime Mover, or God
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- All good men are either gay or married
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- What Would Jesus Do?
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- Jesus is all I need
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
- Do your ears hang low?
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Nicorette, or: False Gods
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- Why do people believe in God?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- God Hates Us All
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- God's is the Earth and all on it
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- What to do if all your friends are losers
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- To love and lose or not at all?
- Do all nuns dress like this?
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
- There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
- All Creatures of Our God and King
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- All gods but your own
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- We Ain't Got All Night
- it's all just god talking
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
- how do we take it all back?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Do or do not, there is no try
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Do all soldiers go to hell?
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- You, standing
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How do you make God laugh?
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
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