Findings:

• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• where does that leave me?
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• always with me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• It does not sing for me
• That which does not kill me...
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Why does prostitution happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• You were always so good to me
• If you told me this never happened
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• First and Last and Always
• Alway
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• The nails needles and screws within me
• I Will Wait For You Always
• The movies always get it wrong
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• There's always a catch!
• I Had Always Known
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Always winter and never Christmas
• I will always be weird inside
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• what is good is not always right
• Always on top
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Life isn't always precious
• The snow globe always shatters
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Always have a backup
• the first time always sucks
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• It Always Rains on a Picnic
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why you should always backup your files
• Always a Bridesmaid
• We were always coming back
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• She always was devious in her beauty
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• In Passing, Always Remembered
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• always (user)
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Always Falling Down
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• always in love (user)
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Gravity Always Wins
• Always Be My Baby
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)
• always writing poems to you

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