Findings:

• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• You're too good to be human
• Too good to be true
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Understood too well for your own good
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How to be a good customer
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Music need not be popular to be good
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The Be Good Tanyas
• lost, or trying to be
• Be Your Own Pet
• It will be good when I am leader
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Too much of a good thing
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• That I Would Be Good
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Be your own man
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Hot pursuit
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• How to be a good evil villain
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• the good days are killing me too
• Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
• Life's Too Good
• Good products can be produced.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Information cannot be owned
• You're too young to be so old
• Exes can be good things
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Trying to be friends
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I want to be sexy too!
• TV can be a good thing
• good reasons to be content
• How To Be Good
• My life may no longer be my own
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Evil be thou my good
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• trying to be a feminist
• Short can be good! (document)
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• To thine own self be true
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• be good to each other
• Let us be our own pornographers
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Be Good Johnny
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• for your own good
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Perils of being too good at your job
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Trying desperately to be cool
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Too smart for high school
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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