Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't have any real problems
- So you don't have to
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- I have never felt more alive
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Stoned music memories
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Cats don't have brakes
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- They have taken enough
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- A reason to drink
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Hurricanes don't dance enough.
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a television set
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- We have had enough of your beige
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Astro City #5
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Baptist jokes
- enough and more
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- This heart that lives in winter
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- institutions have lives of their own
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- don't live with your clients
- I have a punklin and you don't
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't have the time
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- I have had enough of Survivor
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- I have more stories about trains for you
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- blondes have more fun
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
- How could you ever have enough?
- Careless Talk Costs Lives
- Coming out of deep hack mode
- The nuns had it coming
- Coming Home
- The Coming of Wisdom with Time
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- The Second Coming Project
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- non-traditional coming out
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
- Coming To America
- Coming to terms with my inner anarchist
- Spring is Coming...
- I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
- i need to stop coming to work on acid
- National Coming Out Day
- coming out on Thanksgiving
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The Coming of the Terraphiles
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
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