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• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• old books can tell more than one story
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• I can no longer tell you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• How to tell she's good looking
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Tell Laura I love her
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• You can tell a Marine
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Tell Stacey I love her
• tell her your feelings
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Being a dickhead
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Though you can tell me
• As she waits to tell him
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• you never can tell with bees
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The Library Book
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Tell him, she told me
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• You never can tell
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• we can give up, but the world never will
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• like you're blind but still can see
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• But can a robot love.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• but with words we can create anything
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• but her emails
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• always morning, but never breakfast
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude

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