Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You don't need a machine, you just need the right set of screens and proper technique"

• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• We Don't Need the Men
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• All we need is just to be
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• with the things you don't need
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• We don't need no education
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't need a reason to cry
• love like you don't need the money
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't need a punchline
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I just need a hug, is all
• Don't Need Love
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Information you don't need
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Love the one you don't need
• Elf needs food badly
• Mordant's Need
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• I need a direct neural link to everything.
• need
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• You just don't get it
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• needed words
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Why we need a space station
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Kirby G6
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• Streaming media needs an Apache
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Why all geeks need drugs
• We need a bigger boat
• What does God need with a starship?
• We need to watch things die
• All you need is love
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• why don't you just?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• just right
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• special needs
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
• Everything needs parental figures
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Need To Know
• This Jargon Needs Work
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Humanity needs robot overlords
• Every film needs a ninja
• politics needs ninja
• Even nerds need people skills
• Classless societies need infinite plenty
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• False Needs
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• Rape committed by women
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Democrats don't trust machines
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• our machines don't go that way
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't have a television set
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Natural rights don't exist
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• needs
• just the right spot
• Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right

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