Findings:

• We laugh so we won't cry
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I used to have so many dreams
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have lost many things, so many
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• he would have laughed
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• So you don't have to
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• i have been burning for so long
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• It's a new system so I won't comment on the effectiveness.
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• he would have cried
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• you look so broken when you cry
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• cry with joy
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Cry
• battle cry
• I wish I could cry
• The Day the Clown Cried
• cry in the dark
• Love Cry
• Cry Cry Cry
• And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• when my father cries
• Why onions make you cry
• Cry, the Beloved Country
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• I cry for a bridge that burnt
• A Cricket Cries
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I made an old man cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Stupid's Cries
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I always cry at weddings
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I cried in his arms
• Cry Out in the Darkness
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry of the Vatos
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Cries and Whispers
• Never Cry Wolf
• It's okay to cry
• I think of you every time I cry
• We cry aloud with terror
• Cry For A Shadow
• Devil May Cry
• cry it out
• The pain of seeing your grandfather cry
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry Freetown
• Flowers Never Cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• Cries for Rebellion
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
• Devil May Cry 2
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Why we cry
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Men Cry Bullets
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The Man Who Cried
• I cried you a symphony
• Far Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• hue and cry
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• alive she cried (user)
• You don't need a reason to cry
• when doves cry (user)
• The Cry From The Sea
• A cry of a Banshee
• Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era
• Cry me a river
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• crys (user)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Devil May Cry 4
• A time to cry
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't cry for the Angels
• emotionally-coded war cries
• The introverted thinker cries
• Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
• Cry Baby Cry
• You're pretty when you cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Cry of the Werewolf
• The Blonde Cried Murder
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It

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