Findings:

• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• stop being so English
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• i have been burning for so long
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I have lost many things, so many
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I used to have so many dreams
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• stop adoring from so far away
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• We need to stop this
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight

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