Findings:

• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You're not from around here, are you?
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• I'm From New Jersey
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• To know a hawk from a handsaw
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• You Know You're Right
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Notes from the Road: I-80 West, Jersey to Nevada (Iowa excluded)
• You know you've been away from home too long
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• a poetry reading from the past, in Paterson, New Jersey
• A Good Man From New Jersey
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're a geek when...
• a dog waits in New Jersey for a plane from Afghanistan
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• You can't get there from here
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Theme from Shaft
• Argument from Evil
• Notes from the Underground
• from scratch
• suddenly you're all i see
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• Good from far, but far from good
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Argument from Design
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape From New York
• From Beyond
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• freedom from suffering
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Jose Chung's From Outer Space
• Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
• away from me
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Melodies from Mars
• Snapple Sun
• From Hell
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Escape From Staten Island
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance
• strictly from hunger
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• What I want from life
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• pajamas from the dryer
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Swear words from science fiction
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• FTP from my dreams
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• The Menace from Earth
• Erich Fromm
• RFC 1217
• Starting from Paumanok
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
• COME FROM
• Making plastic explosives from bleach
• Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
• taking down the advertising industry from the inside
• Shows from which I save the stubs
• Removing wax from clothing
• Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• unwinding from the day
• Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• notes from the dentist's chair
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• Blast From the Past
• Argument from Ignorance
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• From my cold dead hands
• Voice from the Great Depression
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Scenes from "Politian"
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator
• Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
• The Child who came from an Egg
• The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
• nice from a distance
• Visitors From Oz
• News from the Libertarian Party
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• Things I've learned from Everything
• How to watch the stars from a secluded island
• The day porn moved from film to video
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• Tales from Alton Towers
• Eyeball prolapse
• News from Lake Wobegon
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• far be it from me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation

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