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• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She Will Have Her Way
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• She flies with her own wings
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• She always confused her greys with white.
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she had already found her party
• the way she wears her weary
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• She practices her speech
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• May the Force be with you
• she gave her heart to a falling star
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• She thought about giving him her heart
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• serene. She sips her tea
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I will kiss her blemish
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• she lit her thumb on fire
• She asked me to read her a poem
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She nicknamed her vagina "Crusty"
• She knows no truth except her own.
• She, the Last Leviathan. She, the Station Agent. Chin on her Palm, she Watches Every Departure.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• She keeps her lies everywhere
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• There will be no more stories to read
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• There will never be another you
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Rebeca Martinez
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• My life may no longer be my own
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, I will be strong
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If it be your will
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• You will be assimilated
• I will always be in the details
• Fishing may be painful
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• The next life will be better
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die

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