Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You will have to call back and leave a message. I don't give anything out over the phone."

• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Baptist jokes
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I have a punklin and you don't
• A reason to drink
• Human beings will believe anything
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I must have called a thousand times
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Capitalize, please
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can make a bong out of anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• People will steal anything
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't call me Debbie
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• The one I will still call yours
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Cats don't have brakes
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Stoners will smoke anything
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Don't Dream It's Over
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Don't call me white
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Two outs, run on anything
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Phone call
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't give up
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Give Me Names
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Stoned music memories
• I don't give a toss
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't leave
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• The Emergency Services called me back
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• This Bridge Called My Back
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• So the sheep will push back
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I don't want to go back to work
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• late night phone calls
• Don't call it San Fran
• an interrupted phone call
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't call it burnout
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• an unexpected phone call
• A Story about a Phone Call
• The Phone Call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• strangest phone call
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't Look Back
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't have a television set
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up

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