Findings:
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- it's not a poem unless it's read aloud
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She asked me to read her a poem
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He who controls the past controls the future
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- He brings me books like flowers
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The day he gave me a lift
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- When the foeman bares his steel
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- he calls me girly (user)
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- automaus reads its message inbox
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- Playing games on your calculator in math class
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He Hate Me
- He weaves his words
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- he calls me monster
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He called me Sarah once
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads
- He just left his body
- He made a way to his anger
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- His face when she fell
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Cheating in high school math class
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- A Sonnet To The Girl In My Math 113 Class
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He loves me, he loves me not
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He Who Is Death
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- she, he, and me
- When he became an old man
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- He taught me how to smoke
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He has redefined me, again and again
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he that is not with me is against me
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
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