Findings:
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- A learned man came to me once
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- New York City: What Martin told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- Somebody once asked me...
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Tell him, she told me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- She told me to say that
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- He called me Sarah once
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- New York City: What my sister told me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Told You Once
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- If you told me this never happened
- boss i wish you had told me
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- The stone that told me
- treat me like a woman
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- What the dust told me
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- Kiss me once and never again
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She told me she wouldn't
- Snickers told me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- Lies my physicists told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- If I told you once
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- A Woman Waits for Me
- What Me Worry (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Warrior's Woman
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Someone please kill me
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Feigning smiles for me
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Nothing can stop me now
- stop picking on me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Commercials depress me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Stay here with me
- Follow Me 'Ome
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Me Imperturbe
- That's me inside your head
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