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• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Things techies should know about brand names
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• When things are known by a brand name
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They will not be named!
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• bad beat
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• a bad poem about ham, Van Gogh and math
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• They Might Be Giants
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Attention must be paid
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Bad command or file name
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• play dumb
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Automobile tire pressure
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Things never were what they used to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• may their names be sung forever
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Or at least it used to be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The extroverted feeler learns about "bad strangers"
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• City names with bad translations
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• bad baby name ideas
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• rapping about food
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• but you wanna be bad
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Names that should never be given to important files
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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