Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "bet this'll cause me to get voted down--I don't care, you haven't met her"

• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't tread on me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You bet I care!
• You just don't get it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• don't care
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• the way you don't look at me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Don't stand so close to me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't wait up for me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I Don't Vote
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Dont come near me (user)
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Make me care
• I don't get it
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Dreams Don't Care
• Don't care didn't care
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• honey badger don't care
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Vote!
• I don't care about the air
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't call me white
• I don't think of her
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't quote me on that
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• customers don't trust me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Give Me Names
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't want to see her
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Stoned music memories
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't leave me alone
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't care. That's genius.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Rape committed by women
• Don't call me Asian
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Don't send me roses
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

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