Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "bull-necked aggressors who dislocate your shoulders when they pat you on the back"

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Eye contact at a distance
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• People don't flail when they die
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• play dumb
• When the jungle took the city back
• They who monitor the Internet
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Who what when where why & how
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Back when our blood was still warm
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When I went back in time to kill you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• cat haters
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Girls Who Bite Back
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When you kill people they die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Who are "they" anyway?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• These are the days when birds come back
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• when they take my blood
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• To those who know who they are
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• the moment when they take possession of you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When your mind races, who wins?
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• who vs. whom
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The dog who would not back off
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• pat on the back
• Back to the Future
• The day God took back the edges
• The beast with two backs
• Don't Look Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
• Back stairs
• Water back
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Throttle Back
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Back to Reality
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• the small of her back
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Lobo's Back
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Will Ye No Come Back Again

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