Findings:

• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Why is America so damned litigious?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Stop acting like an asshole
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• stop being so English
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• everything so sharp, silent and calm
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• calm down. and don't miss.
• Calm Me Down
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Stop breaking down
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Somewhere Down the Crazy River
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• stop adoring from so far away
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• acting
• IRC acting
• Five forces acting on white-collar jobs, according to Tom Peters
• group acting on set
• fixed point formula for a finite group acting on a finite set
• method acting
• She has trouble acting normal
• acting a little like my mom
• acting school
• UUNet's Routers are acting up
• acting up
• Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
• voice acting
• Salt Lake Acting Company
• Stella Adler Conservatory of Acting
• How dancing assists acting
• cis acting
• Forces acting in flight
• Play acting
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Gark the Calm
• sysadmin calm
• We need to stop this
• Calm Technology
• How to calm a cat in heat
• calm, in the face of adversity
• To Mr. Christopher Brooke: The Calm
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• It Is a Beauteous Evening, Calm and Free
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• Calm Simplicity (user)
• flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Big Calm
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Calm Repose
• Dead calm
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• How to calm a skittish horse
• Hello Calm
• Keep Calm and Carry On
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• One Crazy Summer
• People are sometimes very crazy
• Crazy Daisy Ed
• Crazy
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Crazy Horse
• The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
• Shine on You Crazy Diamond
• boy crazy
• going crazy
• Crazy Taxi
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Crazy Ivan
• yellow crazy ant
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Crazy Train
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• crazy like a fox
• Wild n' crazy fast food stories
• Crazy Horse Memorial
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Crazy Baby
• Crazy Mary
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• That's just crazy talk
• crazy man on fire (user)
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Crazy lady
• The Crazy Canucks
• Crazy Harry
• Beat Crazy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• I swear I'm not crazy
• That Crazy Guy!
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Mumble something crazy
• Crazy Eights
• crazy carl (user)
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• On Cows and Toes In a Crazy World
• Crazy Diamond (user)
• Crazy l33t (user)
• Crazy Penguin (user)
• Gun Crazy
• Crazy Eddie
• These Romans are crazy!
• Magic bullet theory
• The crazy hours of pregnancy
• crazy (user)
• Crazy English Summer
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Crazy Jesus (user)
• Crazy J (user)
• Crazy Kong
• Crazy Larry's
• Eight Crazy Nights
• Crazy Alice
• Cruel, Crazy, Beautiful World
• Crazy Redd
• Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
• One kind of crazy
• Crazy Taxi 3
• Crazy Monkey
• Crazy House
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• Love is a strange and multifaceted fuckton of crazy
• Smart Went Crazy
• Crazy Frog
• Boy Crazy 69 (user)
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• crazy nick (user)
• Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
• crazy person (user)
• crazy site (user)
• marxists get crazy laid
• crazy mama (user)

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