Findings:

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• These are the days when birds come back
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• When I get like this
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Come Back Home
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• come back girl of the knife
• Lover Come Back
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I'll get there when I get there
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• Get back to me
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• Stoned music memories
• Come Back Salmon
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Liver, come back to me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• I love it when a plan comes together
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• When the Boat Comes In
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When Papa Bear comes home
• (Come get me).
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When it all comes together
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• We get too tense when we drive
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• When did the World get so old?
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• come back
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Get back to where you once belonged
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• When the jungle took the city back
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• Avery comes back
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
• The Get Back project
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• When You Come
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Language use in Lionel Rogosin's "Come Back Africa"
• Come Back (in Awhile)
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When Push Comes To Shove
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When the dark comes
• When Saturday Comes
• When Bobby Comes Down
• when the time comes
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When The King Comes Home
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• When your time comes
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• When fog comes down the mountain
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• When the great recorder comes
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Beck Comes Back
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• get some
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• On Our Backs
• Things you told me when we were in love
• Back Street Banger
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back

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