Findings:

• he calls me monster
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• all your monsters come to me
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Onion Head Monster
• Big Head Todd and the Monsters
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• I am the Monster
• I miss those monsters dearly, compared to what haunts me now.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Monster Magnet
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• Cookie Monster vocals
• Monster Cookies
• The tentacle monster and school official conspiracy theory
• Monster
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• listen()
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Zoe Monster
• potion of monster detection
• Dragon Warrior Monsters
• Loch Ness Monster
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• call me a poet
• Here's my number, call me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• He called me Sarah once
• it beckons me, the call to write
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Cookie Monster
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Robot Monster
• green monster
• Mailbox Monster
• Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
• monster simple group
• The Mystery of Monster Mountain (and Captain America)
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Monster Manual
• Society made me what I am
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• tell me, am i very far?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't call me white
• Call Me Princess
• he calls me girly (user)
• Some people call me a drama queen
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Don't call me Asian
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• call me garbage one more time
• Don't call me Debbie
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Gila monster
• Bride of the Monster
• The Monster at the End of This Book
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Herry Monster
• Sea monster
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• Rust Monster
• The Giant Gila Monster
• Invisible Monsters
• Monster Manual II
• Telly Monster
• scroll of scare monster
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Lowell Lock Monsters
• Polenta with roasted red pepper sauce, roasted monster mushrooms, salad of fresh peas and onions
• Of Monsters and Men
• Getting in touch with my monster
• scroll of confuse monster
• Aaahh! Real Monsters
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Take Me As I Am
• There's a democracy in my head, and I am outnumbered
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Just call me fluffy
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Call me Fish Meal
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Call Me Persephone
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call if you need me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Call me Anna
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They call me Engineer-khan
• call me hiroshima
• Call Me Maybe
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Call me Hashmael
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• That's me inside your head
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Please, Call me Honky
• Me and Edith Head
• Monster 3D
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett

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