Findings:
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Running a BBS
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How can you still breathe?
- every noder was once a normal human
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How the West Was Won
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Back when our blood was still warm
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- If it was still then-
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Charles Bridgeman
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How America was mapped
- How was the Bible canonized?
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- That's Just How He Was
- Back when grunge was still cool
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- How the Earth was destroyed
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Building a still
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How real are these tears?
- Hell isn't not knowing where to belong. Hell is not knowing how.
- How to lie and get away with it
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- normal
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Normal Curve
- how I talk to kids
- The line between normal and not
- how to exit emacs
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
- I still miss you
- Picking a zit
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
- How to tip in Casinos
- How to improvise a double boiler
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- How to sneak around the house late at night
- I still owe money to the money to the money I owe
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- for Ann Tsubota, a teacher still, thousands of pots later
- Unclogging a bathtub
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Safely discharging a CRT
- the seven hills of Rome
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- God was created in man's image
- How do vampires shave?
- There was a rose that faded young
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Jesus was Mexican
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- How to prepare a manuscript
- I was only following orders
- audio compression
- New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
- PHP: How to use output compression
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- How To Organize An E2 Gathering
- I Was A Cow
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- was ist das? (user)
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- I Was Born Yesterday
- Giving a handjob to a woman
- I was a chess piece
- How to fight Globalization
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- How not to rent a house
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to produce drums
- It was nice working with you
- How people avoid buying drinks
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
- How to Drink Whisky
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- Flossing
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- How to win a knife fight
- It was better before they came
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
- How to make oboe reeds, part II
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- How to whistle
- How to add a second phone line
- The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- How to become Japanese
- How Ya Doin'
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
- My skin felt like I was falling
- How to free-mount a unicycle
- How to solve 2nd order differential equations with a 1st order numerical solver
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- How to clip a cat's claws
- My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
- how to roll a joint
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- How to break a sauce
- /but what was the question?
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- How to make your illegal fortune with an iBook and Apache
- How to predict US vetoes
- Nausea cure
- Crossing one eye
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How to fall
- Immunizing a dog
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a geek
- How to light a lantern
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How I Wonder
- how to catch nite crawlers
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Discordian Code
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
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