Findings:
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How the West Was Won
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- How is this still a thing?
- Building a still
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How the Earth was destroyed
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Back when our blood was still warm
- How America was mapped
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Charles Bridgeman
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Back when grunge was still cool
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Running a BBS
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- That's Just How He Was
- every noder was once a normal human
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How the West Was Lost
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- How can you still breathe?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- If it was still then-
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Disappoint
- Disappointed by Capitalism
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
- The introverted thinker disappoints
- Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- when it was done
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
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