Findings:
- Make shit up
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- How to make roses open up
- We don't make good wives
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't shit where you eat
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- I don't think the sun was up
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't give up your day job
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
- Don't Make Me Think
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- We did not make this up
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- make up sex
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Blowing shit up
- Kiss and make up
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't try this at home
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- frogs look up at the moon the same way we do
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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