Findings:

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Baptist fear of dancing
• How to urinate standing up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• drunk
• legally drunk
• drunk driving
• get drunk
• Getting depression drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Drunk Logic
• Drunk in Manhattan
• drunk tank
• Don't node drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• Drunk and Beautiful
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• I often get drunk in my basement
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• drunk as a lord
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• please i drunk (user)
• modern drunk (user)
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• My first drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Could man be drunk for ever
• some drunk magic
• drunk and disorderly
• drunk mistakes
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• being drunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• Commander Keen
• peachy keen
• keen
• keen vorpal scimitar +4
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
• Robert Earl Keen, Jr.
• Citizen Keen (user)
• Keen's Hot English Mustard
• keen as mustard
• keen (user)
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Standing
• Standing by my bed
• Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
• Australia You're Standing In It
• We are standing on a big heavy round thing
• standing part
• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Standing around scowling
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• standing wave
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Standing dumbbell curl
• standing barbell curl
• Last Man Standing
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Standing on the Shoulders of Giants
• Solitude Standing
• standing stone
• standing eight count
• standing ovation
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• The Standing Order
• Standing as a candidate at a UK election
• Rogers Rangers Standing Orders
• Standing Liberty Quarter
• Standing On The Moon
• standing but not operating
• Standing in the Doorway
• Standing on the Corner
• Standing Room Only
• standing in the middle of history
• Standing committee
• Standing beside my grave
• The Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film
• House of Commons Standing Orders
• Standing in the Shadows of Motown
• Politburo Standing Committee
• Doctrine of Standing
• Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
• standing wave ratio
• Last Comic Standing
• Standing death
• Spontaneous Standing Ovation
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Young Woman Standing at a Virginal
• Standing Baba
• Free, Standing
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• standing agreements
• Standing bell
• If you are standing in boiling water, get to a liquor store, quickly.
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Standing (Motion)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Standing Appointment
• Standing on a beach
• standing in this parking garage, alone
• standing on the edge of infinity
• Standing awkwardly on a playground under the pale October sky
• Standing over the city, looking to mash some mugger's face
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• like standing in a river
• Standing anxiously on a white petroleum storage tank under the vivid March sky
• Standing nervously on a white petroleum storage tank under the brazen March sky
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Standing in the shadow of the sun
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• A country standing tall
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Standing in the rain
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• standing on younger ground
• Pump Up the Volume

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