Findings:

• You're too young to be so old
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• She was too beautiful to be human
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
• I'm too old for this shit
• Old and Young Women
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Too good to be true
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• and things we're all too young to know
• again, I am too young
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• You're too good to be human
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I want to be sexy too!
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• To be a young Australian
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Be different, just like everyone else
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• She's Too Young
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Old man who lived by the crick
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• When I was ten years old
• There was an old lady
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Who Will Be There
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The man who refused to be King
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Music was better in the old days
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• play dumb
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Where's the kaboom?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If God was willing to let it be
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be

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