Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "for god's sake, call Child Protective Services! What do you mean we don't have those?"

• you don't have to do this
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Do what you have to do
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Those who can't do, teach
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• child of God (user)
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What do you mean "we"?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why do children have to die?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• I Am a Child of God
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• God's child (user)
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't call me white
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Don't call it San Fran
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• What time do you call this, then?
• I don't know what else to do
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• What to do with those annoying random instant messages
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• That phone call you don't want to make
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I must have called a thousand times
• National Do Not Call Registry
• St. Peter don't you call me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• God Bless the Child
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Making the Movies V Those Troublesome Child Players
• Don't call it burnout
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Child of God
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I don't know what to do with you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• What Would God Do?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How do you make God laugh?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Why do people believe in God?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• The Emergency Services called me back
• A Child Called "It"
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't do that then!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• You, standing
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• What do I have of my mother's?

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