Findings:

• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• I was told you were very pretty
• His version was better
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• American English
• Boston English
• Old English
• Signed English
• English major
• low english
• Black English
• Politics and the English Language
• Jon English
• English language
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• English
• Americans don't speak English
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Queen's English
• Estuary English
• Melanesian English
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• English words that end with V
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• English Highball
• English Rose Cocktail
• English dub
• English is a living language
• Middle English
• English Breakfast
• The English Patient
• English counties
• English cuisine
• The Oxford Book of English Verse
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Everything as an English learning tool
• English Welsh and Scottish Railways
• English Bay
• British English
• English units / Metric conversion factors
• English As She Is Spoke
• Introduction to "The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English"
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
• How to write an English paper and fail
• stop being so English
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
• Oxford English Dictionary
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
• English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
• Essay 11: The Modern English Horse Show of 2000
• English Class System
• English education system
• Tips for writing an English teacher-approved classic
• A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
• International English
• English Beat
• Non-English speaker Everything handicap
• English curse words
• The time we hid in the ceiling in English
• Ye Olde English Tea Shoppe
• English as a World Language
• Resistance to English 102
• the English wit
• English town name endings
• French used in the English vocabulary
• Poem to my English Teacher
• English Crown
• The English
• World English Bible
• the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• Canadian English
• English Poetry
• English language letter frequencies
• Most used English words
• English Heritage
• English Engineering
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Greek in English
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• The Subjunctive Mood of English
• Examples of the inadequacy of the English Language
• English is the hot dog of languages
• English Reformation
• The Full English Breakfast joke
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• High English
• English is just bad ASL
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• Van Dale's English proverbs and idioms
• The Endangered English Dictionary
• English transformations
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Introduction
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions II
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions III
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Introduction
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Pleasures of Opium
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Pleasures of Opium II
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Introduction to the Pains of Opium
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Introduction to the Pains of Opium II
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: The Pains of Opium
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: The Pains of Opium II
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater: Appendix
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater: Footnotes
• English slang terms for monetary units
• English Dictionary
• Decorative English
• Gender-Neutral English
• English plurals
• entropy of English
• This strange English habit of shortening names
• The English abroad
• English rose
• English Girl (user)
• Ed English
• English verbs
• AP English
• Thomas Beecham on the English
• English verb tenses
• The Plan of an English Dictionary
• The Plan of an English Dictionary - part 2
• English pea
• Dissecting films and books in the name of English
• English Thornton
• Irregular verbs of English
• The English Language
• Plain English
• Do You Speak English?
• English geek
• The effect of the lack of cheerleaders in English schools
• The social structure in English schools
• IPA/ASCII Representation of Sounds in English
• English Football Chants
• English Civil War
• How to convert binary to English in your head
• English Kinniggit (user)
• English toffee cookie
• Basic English
• Special English
• English Standard Version
• English National Opera
• Collaborative International Dictionary of English
• Encarta World English Dictionary
• English Bull Terrier
• English Executioners

If you Log in you could create a "his English was pretty poor" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.