Findings:
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to avoid tomorrow
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to avoid eviction
- parking ticket
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- avoid
- Avoid fancy words
- Avoid the Noid
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- Avoid contact with the eyes.
- Avoid highly subjective writeups
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- Avoid Ethnocentrism
- Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
- things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
- The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- Practical reasons to avoid black cats
- United States pledge to avoid torture
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- Avoid minding your own business
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
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