Findings:
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How to use Napster effectively
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How not to kill primroses
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to kill a mouse
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to kill an eel
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Humane octopus killing
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill a monster
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill a Sim
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to kill a Terminator
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to kill brain cells
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- How we killed Borges
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to kill a vampire
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill a clown
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- Keep the mutation small, and give it a chance to become effectively contagious.
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- How to Host a Murder
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- you cannot kill me in a way that matters
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How to grow marijuana
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
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