Findings:
- Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How to set yourself on fire
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to shoot a rock band
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to pierce yourself
- how to shoot a bow
- How to give yourself a manicure
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to shoot a rubber band
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- Spanish pronunciation
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Apfelstrudel
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to rob an ATM with super cold gases
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How to troubleshoot an ADSL connection
- How To Be Good
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How we killed Borges
- How to ride a horse
- How to buy a used golf cart
- How to pitch
- Effective pass rushing in the Madden series
- How to repair a flat bicycle tire
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- Sex in a small car
- How to make an Enigma
- How to perform an intramuscular injection
- Breaking in a new rifle barrel
- How to build a bonfire
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to dye your hair an unnatural color
- How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
- Windsock poi
- Trampoline Flip
- How Sprint fires people
- How to dig a hole
- How law students brief a case
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to hotwire a computer
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- How to survive an aircraft mishap
- Lost in Boston?
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How to deal with angry customers
- How to minimize wrinkles between your eyes
- And how the silence surged softly backward
- How do you know it's real?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How to lie gracefully
- Foot Cape
- How to write a popular book on physics
- natural foot
- How to build a Showroom Stock Racing Engine
- foot (user)
- How to see in the dark
- Foot and Mouth
- How Do You Want Me?
- How Do You Sleep?
- Impressing a woman
- Learn how to spell
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to Talk to a Veteran
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How Firm a Foundation
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Sex with a chicken
- How to buy computer parts
- How to eat an artichoke
- How Nature Builds Computers
- How to create a Handle (Nickname)
- How zombies eat poetry
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- how my house protects me
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- How to get a date in France
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- How to Waltz
- if it moves, shoot it!
- How to pronounce a French "R"
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- How to find north
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- How interactive fiction works
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.4 S-Expressions
- How to give a hug
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 10 Alists and tables
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 8.2 Avoiding variable capture inside macros
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Wireless epee mini detector – Do it yourself
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Hack yourself
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- lie to yourself
- How The Nome King Planned Revenge
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- M4: how the counting loop works
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to lose weight
- How to buy a home
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to lie with statistics
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How Eulenspiegel became a page
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to give a hand massage
- How Nintendo ruined hand-held gaming
- How could God let this happen?
- This is not how I am
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
- How to EQ a microphone
- How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Seasoning a cast iron pan
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- How to burp a baby
- How to write portable code
- How to Irritate People
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- Citing a United States court of appeals case
- How to smoke marijuana
- Hopping a freight train
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- How to fix the world
- How to speak English backwards
- How to de-porn your computer
- London Stansted Airport
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- Defogging your windshield
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to skin a rattlesnake
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How to kill brain cells
- How to make your own stylish tramp gloves
- How to kill a vampire
- How to annoy invigilators
- goofy foot
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- Ampere foot
- How to find your ass
- Statistical Correlation between foot size and forearm length
- How to Succeed at McDonald's
- foot traffic
- How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
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