Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know how to smile
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be a backstabber
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Don't Be Afraid
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Be cool in college
- How the Moon Came to Be
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- How to be a lardass
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Automobile tire pressure
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I know what it's like to be dead
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- How to be a good evil villain
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't always want you to be nice
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a Better Person
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- I don't want to be alone
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a troll
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Goops and How to be Them
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a good customer
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- How to be a badass
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I don't want to be successful
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- If your wish be to close me
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How to be invisible
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be an asshole
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- how to be a friend
- How to be anonymous
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- you have to be close to catch it
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How To Be Good
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Don't be an IM phantom
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to Be Alone
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't be sad
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a geek
- How To Be Funny
- Don't Be Evil
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Be careful and don't fall down
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
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