Findings:

• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Animals people have sex with
• Using a command line
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Dead people I have known
• People want what they cannot have
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• People have fucked up before
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Type A blood
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• How to "Have People"
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Know your pets
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• worse things have happened to better people
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• A fine line between stupid and clever
• Cugel the clever (user)
• clever hans (user)
• The Very Clever Pipe Game
• Clever Polly and the Stupid Wolf
• Clever Elsie
• Clever Gretel
• The Neither Big Nor Clever London Noder Meet
• A clever stress of opposites
• Is this true or only clever?
• Clever Alias (user)
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Philip Glass
• glass
• glasses
• glass of water
• The glass is half full and half empty
• Groucho glasses
• reading glasses
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Looking Glass Studios
• Girls with glasses
• Head in a glass jar
• Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
• Claude Lorraine glass
• Flint glass
• Glass maker
• Millefiore glass
• Muscovy glass
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Hugh Glass
• the Green Glass Door
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• answer: glasses of water
• Night of Broken Glass
• Jeff, with Glasses
• glass tty
• The Parting Glass
• I was searching glass
• magic glasses
• Swedish fish in the bottom of your beer glass
• answer: dropping glasses
• How to chill a glass
• How to Frost a Glass
• Roses in glass tubes at gas stations
• safety glasses
• glass transition viscosity
• yard glasses
• Glass Cleaner
• rain on a stained glass memory
• Broken glass
• Cold sliced peaches with sugar in a glass bowl
• 3-d glasses
• Harusame (Glass Noodle) Salad
• Harusame
• The Man in the Glass
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• national health glasses
• glass hammer
• Glass Tiger
• Glass Onion
• photosensitive glasses
• Glass House
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• glass ceiling
• Venetian glass
• The condom is the glass slipper of our generation
• plus glasses
• For those who wear glasses
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Ultravue Anti-Static Glass & Lens Cleaner
• Cleaning up broken glass
• slow glass
• The Glass Bees
• Glass ionomer cement
• resin-modified glass ionomer cement
• glass splinter
• old chestnut: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• Staring through black glasses
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• shot glass
• The Glass Slipper Project
• keyboard glass armonica
• glass armonica
• Glass biscuits
• a nice cool glass of Joyce
• The Glass Cat
• Prawn gau gees in lime leaf and lemongrass broth with glass noodles
• glass escalator
• The Meteor, the Stone and a Long Glass of Sherbet
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 1
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 2
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 3
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 4
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 5
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 7
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 8
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 9
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 10
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 11
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 12
• Through the Looking Glass - Epilogue
• cocktail glass
• Pilchuck Glass School

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