Findings:
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- If the real world were like the internet
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- Make shit up
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- I did not say it would make sense
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Wiener Schnitzel
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- We are as real as the difference that we make
- Would that I were a Poet
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- make up sex
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- We did not make this up
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We're sneaking up on you.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Apfelstrudel
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to make roses open up
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- You would make a wonderful father
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- it would make sense (user)
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Kiss and make up
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Because that would make sense
- Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
- Men make more money than women
- how to make a mess
- The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
- This dress makes you look fat
- Time to make the donuts
- Who makes God's rules?
- make ends meet
- Nine tailors make a man
- James makes it funky
- Make my day
- Make Way for Ducklings
- All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
- To make Parsnip Wine
- American honey wine
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- Make a play for
- Make a poke
- make a rifle
- Make a score
- Make a mugg
- Make the nut
- What makes UNIX UNIX?
- Make money stuffing envelopes
- To Make a Hoosier Holiday
- Songs to Make Love To
- I sold my soul to make a record
- make it so
- Make education affordable
- Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
- Timid virgins make dull company
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- How to make whine
- Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
- How to make love to a virgin
- Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
- Answer: Coins to make a dollar
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Too much school makes us crack
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- you make me think of death
- Existentialists make bad boyfriends
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
- The less you know, the more money you make
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- packaging that makes you instantly suspicious
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Paneer
- Vindaloo Paste
- Make mountains out of molehills
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- the bell on the door would slap at the glass
- Make it stop
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- You make it so hard to hate
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- You can't make someone love you
- Make yourself redundant
- make your own money
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- Make your own passport
- Little things that make my day
- Tip Makes an Experiment in Magic
- How to make a decent cup of tea
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