Findings:

• Many have died; you also will die.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I have lost many things, so many
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We'll always have Paris
• I have too many clothes
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• how many lines of code have you written?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I used to have so many dreams
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• To have and to hold
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• We have learned our lessons well
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Happiness
• The Bluebird of Happiness
• pursuit of happiness
• The Pursuit of Happiness
• Happiness of Meeting
• Happiness is a Warm Gun
• Happiness in Slavery
• Economy of Happiness
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Frisbee is the key to happiness
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Double Happiness
• Entropy of Happiness
• The Art of Happiness
• True Happiness This Way Lies
• The Key to Happiness
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Happiness is slavery?
• My Happiness
• Dancing to atmospheric trance - feelings of wholeness and happiness
• Herbs for happiness
• Avoiding happiness for comfort
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Our Happiness is Guaranteed
• /me misses happiness
• Happiness is a temporary chemical imbalance
• The correlation between material wealth and happiness
• Money can't buy happiness
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Happiness is Mandatory
• Gross National Happiness
• happiness (user)
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Happiness is a choice
• Cyanide and Happiness
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• happiness purchased on credit
• An impromptu guide to happiness
• The Great Happiness Space
• The Suffering of Change and Pain of Happiness Lost
• The Happiness Project
• Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness
• Happiness is the best revenge!
• A Partial Translation of the Table of Contents of 'The Source of All Happiness', a book of Tibetan Divination and Astrology
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper

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