Findings:

• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Don't Be Afraid
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• all limitations must be overcome
• I never thought it would be like this
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I know what it's like to be dead
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• must be joking (user)
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Attention must be paid
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• I don't want to be successful
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Just to see what it would be like
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I must die or be better
• Surgeons must be very careful
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What life after death will really be like
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't Be Evil
• Hot pursuit
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Much like what music wants to be
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• God must be living in the sea.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• There Must Be Someone
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Must be a lesbian
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• Why War must be permitted
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• What it's like to be skinny
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I don't want to be alone
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Signs must be loud
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• What it's like to be in love
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• College football must be preserved
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Look siad me Be like me
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Be a model or just look like one
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• God must be deaf
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

If you Log in you could create a "it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.